Abantu barimo gusangira inkuru zijyanye no kwibeshya kumukozi

Ati: "Namwirengagije gusa, njya mu bwiherero, ndasohoka, umugore aranyitegereza, ndasubiza nabi.
“Arabasubiza ati: 'Uraho, urashobora kuza hano?!'Narebye hirya no hino nabi ndagenda.Yakomeje kunyita ikinyabupfura kubera kumwirengagiza.Icyo gihe ni bwo namenye ko yatekerezaga ko nkorerayo..
Yabajije umuyobozi ati: “Nasetse kandi mbere yuko mbona umwanya wo gusobanura.Muri iki gihe yari afite ijwi rirenga, nuko undi mutegarugori araza ntiyabisobanura abaza umuyobozi.Umukozi rero yagiye kumutwara.Yagiye.
Ati: "Mu byukuri ntiyigeze yumva uburyo yanzi ntarinze kuhakorera.Byarakomeje kandi amaherezo arabyemera. ”
Umugore: Niki? Birumvikana ko mfite numero yukuri! Nshobora gutora ryari umugabo wanjye? Ntegereje hanze, hakonje!
Umugore: Ndashaka kuvugana na muganga mu buryo butaziguye.undeka ntambutse.Nzakurega.
Umugore: Nagize ibihagije! Ninjiye nonaha.Nzitotombera muganga ibyawe! [Ninginga.]
Ati: “Nyina w'umurwayi mushya yagize amarangamutima nyuma yo kurangiza kubagwa avuga ko icyumba cyari urusaku cyane kandi ko kibabaza umwana we.Uruhinja rwasaga neza, ntiruhungabanye, kubabara cyangwa kugaragara ko uhangayitse.Yashimangiye ko hari icyumba cyihariye.
“Ninjiye kandi nsohotse mu cyumba kugira ngo mbone ikintu umuhungu wanjye.Yampagaritse rero, yibwira ko ari njye ubishinzwe hano, maze atera urusaku rwinshi undi mwana (umuhungu wanjye) kandi umwana we yari akeneye amahoro n'ituze (Amahirwe mucyumba icyo aricyo cyose cy'ibitaro lol).Ubwishingizi bwe bwishyura icyumba cyihariye (byose ni byiza usibye ko ari inzu yuzuye) kandi nkeneye kubigeraho.
Ati: "Kureba mu maso igihe namubwiraga ko ntakorera hano kandi umwana uri mu buriri bukurikira ni umuhungu wanjye!Yasa nisoni nke ariko ahanini ararakaye.Nzi ko ari igihe kibabaje, ariko uburenganzira bw'Abagore burasekeje. ”
Ati: "Byakomeje igihe gito ngerageza kumwirengagiza ariko nashoboraga kuvuga ko akora cyane.
Karen: Ugomba kurya inyuma yigikoni, aho urimo.Ni agasuzuguro kubakiriya kandi ufata ameza aho bashoboraga kurya.
“Yongeye guhinda umushyitsi, yongera kwitegereza, hanyuma yihutira kujya ku muyobozi, wagombaga kumubwira kabiri ko ntahakorera.
Ati: “Nakuyemo na terefone maze ansaba itike ya gari ya moshi yerekeza i Brighton.Nari meze, 'Mbabarira ubuki, ukeneye umukozi wa gari ya moshi.Ndi umugenzi. '
Ati: “Iyi yagombaga kuba iherezo ry'inkuru, ariko oya, yahise yinjiza £ 10 mu mufuka w'ikoti maze agenda n'incuti ze, ati: 'Nibyo, tuzababwira ku rundi ruhande ko atazabikora. .Duhe itike ariko barashobora kubona kuri kamera ko twamwishyuye gutembera!
“Igihe yabimuraga cyane, naramubwiye nti: 'Ntabwo nkora hano.'Arabasubiza ati: 'Simbizi, nabimenya nte? Ibyo ari byo byose ugomba kubikora.'
“Namwishuye nti: 'Ukwiye gushira imigozi yanje kure kuko ntakorera hano kandi ntushireyo igare.Shaka ahandi hantu aho gutuka abo mutazi. '
“Yaranshubije ati 'ngiye kuvugana n'ubuyobozi.'Sinari narigeze nseka cyane kuruta igihe nanyuze hejuru y'umuryango maze mbona umugore n'umugabo wasaga n'umuyobozi uhagaze aho arakaye anyereka. ”
“Nagerageje gusobanura ntuje, oya, abana be ntibashobora gutwara ifarashi yanjye, kandi oya, sinshobora kumureka ngo agendere ku yindi farashi mu kiraro.
Ati: “Ntacyo bitwaye ibyo mvuga, sinshobora kumwemeza ko ntahakorera kandi sinshobora 'kureka umukobwa we akagenda.'”
“Clyde ntabwo yari yaratojwe neza kuko namubonye vuba aha.Yari muto cyane kandi adafite uburambe.Ntabwo nakwemerera umwana kumurongora kuko akunda kuruma.Umwana yatangiye kugerageza kuntera no kumukoraho Mfata umwana ku rutugu amusubiza inyuma yitonze, rwose afite impungenge ko Clyde yamuruma.
“Umugore acecetse arataka ati: 'Umukobwa wanjye afite uburenganzira bwo gukora kuri iyo farashi, birashoboka ko arusha amafarashi kukurusha!Nanone, uri umukozi gusa, ku buryo utinyuka gusunika umwana wanjye. '
“Byarantunguye.'Umukobwa wawe ntazakora ku ifarashi yanjye;ntabwo akwiriye umwana kandi ashobora kubabaza umukobwa wawe.Umukobwa wawe ntazi kundusha, maze imyaka 15 ntwara, kandi ntabwo nkora hano !!!Nundekere!Ndataka.
Ati: “Aha ifarashi yanjye yari itangiye gucika intege ndahindukira ndamusubiza mu kiraro cye kugira ngo ntuze nanjye ubwanjye.
Ati: “Bamwe mu bakozi b'ikigega baraza bagerageza gusuzuma ibibera.Umugore yakomeje kuntaka ariko sinongeye kumubona ndigendera kuko abakozi bari bamutunze.
Ati: “Inshuti zanjye (zikorera aho) zambwiye ko bagomba gukangisha guhamagara abapolisi ngo bamureke kuko yakomeje gusaba abana be gutwara ifarashi yose yabonye.Ubu na we abujijwe kuva mu kiraro, none nibura, iherezo ryiza? ”
“Nabisubije inyuma.Yavuze ati: 'Nategereje ibi!'Nahise ntekereza ko yibwiraga ko ndi umuhungu wamubyaye.Namubwiye mu kinyabupfura ko ntari umuhungu wamubyaye.Yasa n'urujijo, Vuga uti: “Urabyizeye? Urasa n'umwe.”
Ati: “Aha nashakaga ko areka igikapu cyanjye, maze abakunzi be baraza bambwira ngo ndeke kumutera isoni no kumuha ibyo kurya.
“Nababwiye rero nti: 'Ntabwo ndi umushoferi wawe wo gutanga ibiryo.Nibiryo byanjye.Ndi umushyitsi muri iyi hoteri. 'Namwambuye igikapu kure ye, maze ninjiye muri hoteri, nitegereje Igihe yasohokaga terefone, arambwira ati: 'Ndahamagaye [serivisi yo gutanga] mbabwira ko uri inkweto - Ndashaka amafaranga yanjye garuka! '
Ati: "Ntabwo nabitekereje cyane kuko biragaragara ko ntari umukozi.Umukozi yari yambaye ishati y'umukara n'ikoti ry'ubururu rifite ikirango cy'ububiko.Nari nambaye tee ya Guinness.
Ati: “Umutegarugori yanyuze hejuru yanjye ageze ku iherezo.Sinzi neza niba yarashakaga ko mfata 'ibitekerezo', ariko yarampindukiriye, hafi kunkubita trolley, maze arambwira ati: 'Ntabwo wari kuba ikibazo gikomeye cyo gushyira terefone yawe kandi kora akazi kawe? Iyo ubonye umukiriya ukeneye, ugomba kubafasha.Ibi nibyo uhembwa! ”
Umutegarugori: Mbabarira? Nibyiza, ugomba kuba. Nashakishije hirya no hino ku masahani hamwe n'amasahani kandi ntawe ufite ubushake bwo gufasha! Kuki bikugoye cyane basore gukora akazi kawe?!
njye: Ntabwo nkora hano. Ntegereje ko imodoka yanjye ikorerwa [ikimenyetso ku kimenyetso cya "Tire na Battery Centre"] .Niba ushaka amasahani, bazamuka inzira ebyiri cyangwa eshatu.
Ati: “Muri icyo gihe, yarebye nkana imyenda nari nambaye.Yarwanyije gucika intege no gukorwa n'isoni, ati urakoze arigendera. ”
Ati: "Muri rusange tubona ibibazo byinshi ku bantu, ku buryo namenyereye guhagarikwa ku kazi mu ruhame.Navuze nti: 'Yego, madamu, ndahindukira nsanga umukecuru wo mu kigero cyo hagati, Orange, uhagaze iruhande rwanjye.
Ati: “Jye na mugenzi wanjye twahinduye gusa urujijo.Twari twambaye T-shati n'ingofero byanditseho 'ishami rishinzwe kuzimya umuriro', amaradiyo yicyatsi kibisi kumukandara, hamwe nipantaro yumuhondo yimifuka ifite imirongo yerekana.
“Yarakajwe gato no guceceka kwanjye, amfata orange imbere yanjye.Amacunga?Aba?Ufite ikindi?Cyangwa ibi gusa? '
Ati: “Nta cyo yavuze, yerekeje kuri mugenzi wanjye wari wambaye neza nkanjye kandi wari uhagaze iruhande rwanjye.'Mbabarira, uracyafite amacunga?'
“Yarambuye amaboko arakaye maze agenda mu cyerekezo gitandukanye.Twavuye mu ishami ry’ibicuruzwa tugura inkoko, ariko twamusanze ku muryango w’ububiko.
Ati: “Ndacyagerageza kugira ikinyabupfura, nasobanuye (ku nshuro ya kane, umuntu wese utanga amanota) ko tudakorera mu iduka ry'ibiribwa kuko turi abashinzwe kuzimya umuriro.
Ati: “Nari ngenda inyuma kugira ngo mbatware, ndeba uko ibintu byifashe nabi mu iduka ndetse n'abantu benshi basaba ubufasha, igihe umukiriya usanzwe wakundaga kundakaza anyereka (byibuze metero 20) arangurura ijwi ati: 'Ukorera hano! ”
Ati: "Yatunguwe, ariko nyuma yisegonda nongeye guseka ketchup mubwira ubutaha, birashoboka ko adashaka umuntu wari wicaye mu kabari kugeza agezeyo ngo amushakire ikintu.
“Sinshaka gutekereza impamvu yabitekereje, ariko ntabwo mbabajwe no kurya chipi.Ndatekereza ko azi ibyo yakoze kuko ntabwo yigeze yitotomba gusa, yasabye imbabazi. ”
Njye: Mbabarira ma'am, ntabwo nkora hano, ariko ndatekereza ko bari muri etage ya mbere. (“Mbabarira, madamu, ntabwo nkora hano, ariko ngira ngo bari mu igorofa rya mbere. ”)
Ati: “Twese twasetse maze agira icyo avuga ku kuntu imyambarire yanjye yari nziza.Byanteye guhindagurika gato (Nari nzi) hanyuma aranshimira kumufasha.
Ati: “Undi mudamu yaje aho ndi mu buryo butari ubw'inshuti, ansaba kumugurira indi koti ifite ipantaro ihuye n'ubunini runaka, ambaza impamvu twavanze amakositimu, ansaba cyane ko namuhamagara icyumba cyo gufungiramo cya Fart kuko atabikora. Ntabwo tuzi impamvu dufungura bibiri gusa mugihe cyicyorezo.
Ati: “Namusobanuriye ko 1) turi mu cyorezo, 2) Ntacyo nzi ku ikositimu, ndayambara gusa, na 3) Ntabwo nkorera.
Ati: “Kuri ubu, umwe mu bakozi nyirizina yabonye ibibaye maze arahagoboka.Twembi twabaye mucyumba cyo gufungiramo (ibyumba bitandukanye) atangira kuvugana kuri terefone uburyo 'umukozi utagira ikinyabupfura' yanze kumufasha.
“Ndangije kugerageza kuri koti nshya, yavuganaga n'umuyobozi kuri njye.Umuyobozi yari nka, 'Uwo musore TF ninde?'Gusa naramwenyuye kandi nishyuye imyenda yanjye. ”
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Igihe cyo kohereza: Jun-15-2022